La La La Looking for the innocent, La!
La La La, The needy, desperate, and others
La Laaaaaa!
(enter the main character, standing up, looking a little
puffy (winded)
Countdown 1 and 2 and 3 and…….
Didn’t do it, didn’t do it, I didn’t do it
Didn’t do it, didn’t do it, I didn’t do it
(5 more times - at least)
(main character introspects with paranoia
guile, and terror, crouched over in fetal
position – but, admittedly, in a nice suit)
I am bare!!!!!
They (?) are after me, Circle the wagons!
Bring in the laundry! Burn the pictures!
No!!!! I am innocent, I am put upon!
It is I who must suffer the arrows of
Other’s despair – what price must I pay!!!!
Am I not already discriminated against?
O! Clinton, Kennedy, and Thomas –
(and the tribe of abusive elders)
Protect me now!!
Is not my desire as great as yours??
Am I not your brother?!!?
Didn’t do it, didn’t do it, I didn’t do it
Didn’t do it, didn’t do it, I didn’t do it
(repeat interminably or at least 4 times)
Much later…………
(standing, looking sideways adjusting his lapel…)
Ok, I did it.
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Drum roll (buh dum dum)
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